Monday, September 22

Black Mondy Part Two

Fish killer-do not trust this woman!..with your fish.
It is Monday and the last dead fish has been scooped from the pond. That horrid woman in the photo above killed them. She is now being labeled, The Richmond Fish Killer. Lets call it what it was, murder! Is this murder due to a 'senior moment'? Yes! An insider, we will refer to only as TBIH, revels to us, "she 'forgot' to turn the tap water off. She had just wanted to top off the pond". We have confirmation that indeed, if she had just added a little extra tap water, the pond water would have remained safe and the fish would be alive today. However, sadly, that is not the case. Her neglect, her hick-up in memory, over filing the pond with unsafe water, has led to the senseless killing of 7 fish. 3 survivors remain.
No disciplinary action has been taken in this matter. To date she is still in charge of the remaining 3 fish and pond care.
She is now calling for stricter regulations on all pond related activities. A complete flip-flop on her long record to the contrary on the issue. Can we trust this woman? Are the remaining fish safe?
In a statement, TRFK stated." I deeply regret this unfortunate situation". TBIH when asked to respond to this statement replied, "Ack! I need a beer". Then he took a swig, poured a little brew on the ground by the pond, 'here's to our dead fishes".

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

For years TRFK has been champion the mantra that there should be no restrictions or oversight in the management of the pool. The pool should be left to flourish and prosper with nothing to encumber it's growth. TRFK is now calling for stricter regulations. Now that this tragedy is with us it is a little late for stricter regulations. I must ask why this change of heart. What happen to the ideology that lead to this tragedy? Is it only relevant in good times or was it necessary to full fill a more sinister plan.